Just A Little Something
We can’t change the past, we can only learn from it and move on. We cannot keep looking back and saying “why did it happen, how could this have happened?” NO! You’re only gonna seep yourself into the darkness and lose yourself completely. The more you stay in the darkness of the past, the more the light of the future is gonna hurt your eyes. Accept what’s happened and move on and focus on the now and live for tomorrow… Trust me you’ll love longer if you do that.
Friends help you move forward to, you don’t have to walk alone all the time, but you still gotta be independent and make the light of your future even better. Don’t forget the past entirely, just learn from it and don’t let history repeat itself. Take it from this 21 going 22 year old son of a gun, I had to learn it the hard way. Still learning, but, I have gotten better I just need to push myself harder and be positive and not give up anymore. So, it’s your choice. Stay in your room with the light off all the time, or you can open door the door to the light of the sun… Your move.
Made this myself the other day. Trying to get the word out with this xD THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST THING EVER—- You all remind me of a young John Stamos…. <333 xD
Oh Hai There… Stop Looking At Me… LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *jumps out the window*
HELLO MY SEXY LITTLE DUCKIES!!!! :D :D :D *crickets chirping*…. Well fondle my ass and call me a himmy bitch .__. But seriously, ya’ll miss me right ;) “NO WE FUCKING DIDNT” FUCK YOU WILL FARREL I’LL KNOCK YOUR FUCKING AFRO OFF AND BURY YOUR FACE IN YELLOW SNOW! In other news…. my nipples look like milk-duds. I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn; and it’s nondairy <333 OPEN WIDE! Nah I kid I kid… Seriously start running. Yeah it’s been a while, I haven’t used this thing in months. But here’s what happened. Last time on #powerrangersanddragonballzgtaf Gordon Freeman (me) got dumped by a lying cranky psycho hose beast. BUT THEN GOT OVER IT WITH THE HELP OF HIS EXPLOSIVELY SEXY BUDDIES!!! And then HIS DAD FINALLY LEFT FOR FLORIDA :’D NO MORE HEARING ABOUT HIS FAGGOTRY! But in between all that, Gordon (me again) found love :’3 And with his new love, THEY WILL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!… COWER BEFORE ME… I KNOW I AM…. I’M A SCARY MOTHAFUCKAH!!!! And then I went on midnight Wendy’s and Taco Bells runs with mah boi Captain WaffleFries and we raged on several people from our past… You know what the difference between Go Diego Go and Kony is? Kony’s got child soldiers right? Well… THIS FUCKER’S GOT A WHOLE GODDAMN JUNGLE!!! HE’S KONY’S GODCHILD TOO! I CALL SHENANIGANS! “Objection!” OVERRULED FUCKNUT I’ll be running this boat of sheer brilliance and chocolate covered bacon. Now I’m hungry again .__. Also, I might be making a new Tumblr account for my character BeetleBastard… or I might give into the evil of TwitterShitter :/ WHO KNOWS! IMMA KEEP THINGS THIS WAY MAYBE! I GOT 6 FOLLOWERS! I feel loved :’D Take that Google Plus! You orange flavored motherfucker! Well I’ll see you next post… probably another 5 months I guess you stupid beautiful duckies! PEACE! <3
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Stupid People
I love them lol! You know why!? BECAUSE I CAN MAKE MONEY OFF THEM!!! Money for what you say!? FUCKING POWER RANGER ACTION FIGURES AND BIONICLES YO! Speaking of which, I like the new Power Rangers that are out! The zords look cool but I’ve liked this season before it got adopted here in THE USA! It was called Samurai Sentai Shinkenger in Japan and it was awesome and the red ranger… IS NOT A MOTHA FUCKA YOU WANNA FUCK WITH!!! He got a HUGE ass sword and 4 zords! A lion, a tiger, a dinosaur that can be used as a sword…. yet they call the dinosaur a shark here -__- DINO SHARK! Oh and a massive Bull zord with missiles! But that’ll be coming to a toy shelf near you in 2012!And then you combine everything to the Bull and get A CLUSTERFUCK OF AWESOME AND SCARY!!! They did this last season of Power Rangers RPM… 12 fucking anthropomorphic vehicles combined! I have 6 of the 12 RPM zords. I REALLY want the the SH Figuart Samurai Ranger they released to all Toys R Us’s in America… People… BUY IT! PLEASE! We need to get some Kamen Rider at cheaper price up in this bitch so they won’t be expensive online!!! Meantime in my mind…. I’M SINGLE!!! And my ex is too! So sad for her! And sad for me too…. *austin powers theme* OOOH BEHAVE ;D Aaahh seriously though I’m bummed out about it…however! I got experience now! So I can find a better girlfriend a better, one who will never lie to me and doesn’t think like poo, so my break is brought to you by the letter F and the letter U xD Sorry I had to write that to cheer me up :P IMMA MAKE MAH FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO TOMORROW!!!! GET READY TO JACK OFF FOLKS!!! OOOOOH YYYEEAAAHH!!!!! *sex with random anime chick* I’m still not satisfied… I need chinese food! >.< BUFFET TIME BITCHES!!! SEE YA!!!
Game Stop Service Requirement
Well to improve the atmosphere they could start hiring hookers. My next brilliant idea is also to supply condoms because most hookers smoke and you know the saying “if they smoke they poke”!! You should also start to have a legs and eggs monday and open up around 6am because my morning wood needs to be relieved of it’s load. ALSO MAKE SURE YOU TEST THESE BITCHES, I DON’T WANT MOLD ON MY GOLDEN COCK. I DON’T SUN TAN NAKED FOR NOTHING YOU SILLY WILLIES.
Latest Super Sentai Mech in Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZU4RiYaLXY&feature=feedu
Weeellllll It’s been a while hasn’t it? I’m going to just leave you guess with weird Power Ranger awesomeness… I don’t even…. This is by far a weird combination form…. O__o I’ll be back tomorrow again for more randomness mwuahahahaha!!!
I’m Insane
In another life, my wife and I gave birth to a dragon and Batman Beyond… True story bro. In another past life, I was Beetlejuice but better looking and I had a happy relationship with Lydia Deetz… As apposed to this life, I’ve not seen my girl since the beginning of September lololol. What is the significance of this whole thing? NOTHING! I’m afraid I’ve gone mad… bonkers… insane… outrageous… But hey, the best people are ;)… If only I had that thing were my name was said 3 times by anyone and I’d appear to them… Make life a HELL of a lot easier and save $$$$ on gas and prostitutes (don’t ask, I’ll tell you when you’re older. Now for something completely different. Some call me cheap, some call me a free loadah, but I bought them cups for that old school soda! I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, yo I bought some hummus for these mini toasts!!! Huuuuuummmmmuuusss!!! Cooofffeee! Ham boning!!! Mustache cash stash… Throw the third switch! Throw it I say! THROW IT! MY NAME… IS…. CHRISTOPHER FUCKING WALKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEEELLLLLYYYY DOOOOOOONNNNNUUUUUUUTTTTSSS!!!!!
