Just A Little Something
We can’t change the past, we can only learn from it and move on. We cannot keep looking back and saying “why did it happen, how could this have happened?” NO! You’re only gonna seep yourself into the darkness and lose yourself completely. The more you stay in the darkness of the past, the more the light of the future is gonna hurt your eyes. Accept what’s happened and...
You rent a room in your brother's attic and dress... →
Made this myself the other day. Trying to get the word out with this xD THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST THING EVER—- You all remind me of a young John Stamos…. <333 xD
Oh Hai There... Stop Looking At Me... LEAVE ME...
HELLO MY SEXY LITTLE DUCKIES!!!! :D :D :D *crickets chirping*…. Well fondle my ass and call me a himmy bitch .__. But seriously, ya’ll miss me right ;) “NO WE FUCKING DIDNT” FUCK YOU WILL FARREL I’LL KNOCK YOUR FUCKING AFRO OFF AND BURY YOUR FACE IN YELLOW SNOW! In other news…. my nipples look like milk-duds. I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn; and...
I love them lol! You know why!? BECAUSE I CAN MAKE MONEY OFF THEM!!! Money for what you say!? FUCKING POWER RANGER ACTION FIGURES AND BIONICLES YO! Speaking of which, I like the new Power Rangers that are out! The zords look cool but I’ve liked this season before it got adopted here in THE USA! It was called Samurai Sentai Shinkenger in Japan and it was awesome and the red ranger… IS...
Game Stop Service Requirement
Well to improve the atmosphere they could start hiring hookers. My next brilliant idea is also to supply condoms because most hookers smoke and you know the saying “if they smoke they poke”!! You should also start to have a legs and eggs monday and open up around 6am because my morning wood needs to be relieved of it’s load. ALSO MAKE SURE YOU TEST THESE BITCHES, I DON’T...
Latest Super Sentai Mech in Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZU4RiYaLXY&feature=feedu Weeellllll It’s been a while hasn’t it? I’m going to just leave you guess with weird Power Ranger awesomeness… I don’t even…. This is by far a weird combination form…. O__o I’ll be back tomorrow again for more randomness mwuahahahaha!!!
In another life, my wife and I gave birth to a dragon and Batman Beyond… True story bro. In another past life, I was Beetlejuice but better looking and I had a happy relationship with Lydia Deetz… As apposed to this life, I’ve not seen my girl since the beginning of September lololol. What is the significance of this whole thing? NOTHING! I’m afraid I’ve gone...
Get Your Captain Faces On! MY NAME IS SORA MOTHAH...
Bonjour….Soooooooooo sosososososososoooooo My ass hurts from thrusting it around so much by dancing and trying to get where I wanna go! The only place it can’t take me is to Twilight Town to see my girlfriend and a majority of my friends. I need the power of more than one bum! I need another bum to help me get around. I live in Land of Departure’s Temple complex/motel and he...
More Random Ramblings to Rape Innocent Ears
Why must we live in a yellow submarine!? Why not one that is blue with red highlights, black stripes and triangular white eyes!? Oh wait… THEN IT WOULD BE SPIDER-MAN’S PEEEEEENIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!! But wait there’s more! Fascinating stories about what I may or may not be wearing could be told to you if you call this 1-800 number! GET YOU’RE OLD BROTHER’S PERMISSION SON!...
Ramblings Of A Lonely Jon Freeman/Burger King
I AM A SCIENTIST NOT A PHILOSOPHER! YOU LOOSE GOOD DAY SIR!!! And then I shout from top of lung EVERLASTING FLAVOR!!!!! What’s that? You saved a bunch on car insurance WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!?!?!??? Join now and get a free asparagus! If only my nuts could slap a niqqa in da face I’d be a happy penguin swimming in around in Morgan Freeman’s pool and sexing up a flag post and then...
Here is where I stand at the crossroads of both desire of people and the desire of nothing. Nothing itself can have a desire… and it’s desire… was… for me to make this account… WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!! Honey Badger don’t give a shit about you people :P But I am going to annoy as many people as possible. Don’t you just love how serious and emo I was just...