September 2011
6 posts
I'm Insane
In another life, my wife and I gave birth to a dragon and Batman Beyond… True story bro. In another past life, I was Beetlejuice but better looking and I had a happy relationship with Lydia Deetz… As apposed to this life, I’ve not seen my girl since the beginning of September lololol. What is the significance of this whole thing? NOTHING! I’m afraid I’ve gone...
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Get Your Captain Faces On! MY NAME IS SORA MOTHAH...
Bonjour….Soooooooooo sosososososososoooooo My ass hurts from thrusting it around so much by dancing and trying to get where I wanna go! The only place it can’t take me is to Twilight Town to see my girlfriend and a majority of my friends. I need the power of more than one bum! I need another bum to help me get around. I live in Land of Departure’s Temple complex/motel and he...
More Random Ramblings to Rape Innocent Ears
Why must we live in a yellow submarine!? Why not one that is blue with red highlights, black stripes and triangular white eyes!? Oh wait… THEN IT WOULD BE SPIDER-MAN’S PEEEEEENIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!! But wait there’s more! Fascinating stories about what I may or may not be wearing could be told to you if you call this 1-800 number! GET YOU’RE OLD BROTHER’S PERMISSION SON!...
Ramblings Of A Lonely Jon Freeman/Burger King
I AM A SCIENTIST NOT A PHILOSOPHER! YOU LOOSE GOOD DAY SIR!!! And then I shout from top of lung EVERLASTING FLAVOR!!!!! What’s that? You saved a bunch on car insurance WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!?!?!??? Join now and get a free asparagus! If only my nuts could slap a niqqa in da face I’d be a happy penguin swimming in around in Morgan Freeman’s pool and sexing up a flag post and then...
A beginning
Here is where I stand at the crossroads of both desire of people and the desire of nothing. Nothing itself can have a desire… and it’s desire… was… for me to make this account… WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!! Honey Badger don’t give a shit about you people :P But I am going to annoy as many people as possible. Don’t you just love how serious and emo I was just...
