Bonjour….Soooooooooo sosososososososoooooo My ass hurts from thrusting it around so much by dancing and trying to get where I wanna go! The only place it can’t take me is to Twilight Town to see my girlfriend and a majority of my friends. I need the power of more than one bum! I need another bum to help me get around. I live in Land of Departure’s Temple complex/motel and he lives in New Traverse Town (I lie It;s now radiant garden :P); 15 minute drive in between but what’s balls is that parents are like Honey Badger… THEY DON’T GIVE A SHIT! I’m going to be completely honest… I am dead sexy and I’m in lesbians with my girlfriend and my awesome hamburger that I just made. THANK YOU GOD FOR INVENTING MCCORMACK SEASONINGS YO!!!! I’m mad I missed the Quidditch World cup at my college but Thursday a bunch of bodacious acrobatic babes are gonna be thrusting their bodies around and I wanna crash the party dressed as Christopher Walken only to ruin them and steal their show and get lots of money to buy me some new pants. I need new pants because I took a viagra and the damn thing made my dick break out through my pants! You know how much porn I had to watch to get this thing back to it’s loosey goosey self? The winner was a shit load of hentai I found on Newgrounds and some sites that I found via Google images. I ruined my underwear from jackin off so much so it’s time to go commando until 5:30 tonight when I can go to the market place in Agrabah and buy me new underwear. I used to live on the Destiny Islands but that shit was too friendly. So now I’m learning to be a Keyblade master and I used Firaga to make my delicious hamburger. I live here alone kinda, some old nigga and a Power Ranger that looks like me without his helmet destroyed this place. I got dropped here by a man who’s name backwords is Disney and a mouse who happens to be king of the world (?) Fucking Nazis man! The only other visitor that comes here is my friend who lives in Radiant Garden and he’s training their with some old fuck in a blue night gown, a douche bag with brown hair and a leather jacket wielding a gun that’s also a sword… I call hacks. And there’s also an emo blonde dude who hates this emo silver haired dude and they both are wielding 20 ft long swords… again… I CALL HACKS! :nomegusta: The other person who comes here, wears a black leather hooded trench coat and nigga’s got blue lightsabers like a boss… I get my ass handed to me everytime, but I respect him and honor him and at least his name ain’t mansex and he isn’t trying to rape my glorious head of hair. Sometimes this hottie with jagged blue hair comes around talking to a set of goldish and orange armor and she’s handed my ass to me on a platinum platter like a boss… I let her though, she too hot to hit (bowchickawowow). She’s like a combo of Kate Beckinsale and Olivia Wilde x3 Her voice could use some work though :P I can’t wait til I get my licence, I’m gonna get a gummie ship or turn my keyblade into a motor cycle like that other dude Terra who ALSO handed beat my ass into oblivion… BUT THE TABLES TURNED AROUND AND I KICKED HIS ASS!! I digress, I gotta get my licence so I can be a public nuisance like a boss. At least the Heartless aint around no more… I do miss kickin’ their asses though. Riku! Pick me up son! Kairi!… I love and miss you babe :’( </3 Everyone else… movie night soon! Bring me as many movies involving Walken please lmao! THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!!!