In another life, my wife and I gave birth to a dragon and Batman Beyond… True story bro. In another past life, I was Beetlejuice but better looking and I had a happy relationship with Lydia Deetz… As apposed to this life, I’ve not seen my girl since the beginning of September lololol. What is the significance of this whole thing? NOTHING! I’m afraid I’ve gone mad… bonkers… insane… outrageous… But hey, the best people are ;)… If only I had that thing were my name was said 3 times by anyone and I’d appear to them… Make life a HELL of a lot easier and save $$$$ on gas and prostitutes (don’t ask, I’ll tell you when you’re older. Now for something completely different. Some call me cheap, some call me a free loadah, but I bought them cups for that old school soda! I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, yo I bought some hummus for these mini toasts!!! Huuuuuummmmmuuusss!!! Cooofffeee! Ham boning!!! Mustache cash stash… Throw the third switch! Throw it I say! THROW IT! MY NAME… IS…. CHRISTOPHER FUCKING WALKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEEELLLLLYYYY DOOOOOOONNNNNUUUUUUUTTTTSSS!!!!!