Have you seen... my Triceratops?... It' fantastic!

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:40:30 -0400

theintelligenceintheparty:

thankful-for-our-little-infinity:

liasangria:

ashleybash:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

relevant.

I. Am. Dying!

I refuse to apologize for reblogging this

that made my entire eternity

I’M CRYING

OH SHIT THE ENDING

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

This is just too beautiful!!! I’m pissing myself!!!!

winterfaelyn: theintelligenceintheparty: thankful-for-our-littl...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:38:38 -0400

winterfaelyn:

theintelligenceintheparty:

thankful-for-our-little-infinity:

liasangria:

ashleybash:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

relevant.

I. Am. Dying!

I refuse to apologize for reblogging this

that made my entire eternity

I’M CRYING

OH SHIT THE ENDING

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

Oh fucking glory of glories, my night has been made!!!

Just A Little Something

Wed, 16 May 2012 15:00:00 -0400

We can’t change the past, we can only learn from it and move on. We cannot keep looking back and saying “why did it happen, how could this have happened?” NO! You’re only gonna seep yourself into the darkness and lose yourself completely. The more you stay in the darkness of the past, the more the light of the future is gonna hurt your eyes. Accept what’s happened and move on and focus on the now and live for tomorrow… Trust me you’ll love longer if you do that.

Friends help you move forward to, you don’t have to walk alone all the time, but you still gotta be independent and make the light of your future even better. Don’t forget the past entirely, just learn from it and don’t let history repeat itself. Take it from this 21 going 22 year old son of a gun, I had to learn it the hard way. Still learning, but, I have gotten better I just need to push myself harder and be positive and not give up anymore. So, it’s your choice. Stay in your room with the light off all the time, or you can open door the door to the light of the sun… Your move.

You rent a room in your brother's attic and dress like a badass but really aren't? You remind me of a young John Stamos. - willy wonka | Meme Generator

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:39:24 -0400

You rent a room in your brother's attic and dress like a badass but really aren't? You remind me of a young John Stamos. - willy wonka | Meme Generator:

Made this myself the other day. Trying to get the word out with this xD THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST THING EVER—- You all remind me of a young John Stamos…. <333 xD

Oh Hai There... Stop Looking At Me... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH jumps out the window

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 23:30:18 -0400

HELLO MY SEXY LITTLE DUCKIES!!!! :D :D :D *crickets chirping*…. Well fondle my ass and call me a himmy bitch .__. But seriously, ya’ll miss me right ;) “NO WE FUCKING DIDNT” FUCK YOU WILL FARREL I’LL KNOCK YOUR FUCKING AFRO OFF AND BURY YOUR FACE IN YELLOW SNOW! In other news…. my nipples look like milk-duds. I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn; and it’s nondairy <333 OPEN WIDE! Nah I kid I kid… Seriously start running. Yeah it’s been a while, I haven’t used this thing in months. But here’s what happened. Last time on #powerrangersanddragonballzgtaf Gordon Freeman (me) got dumped by a lying cranky psycho hose beast. BUT THEN GOT OVER IT WITH THE HELP OF HIS EXPLOSIVELY SEXY BUDDIES!!! And then HIS DAD FINALLY LEFT FOR FLORIDA :’D NO MORE HEARING ABOUT HIS FAGGOTRY! But in between all that, Gordon (me again) found love :’3 And with his new love, THEY WILL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!… COWER BEFORE ME… I KNOW I AM…. I’M A SCARY MOTHAFUCKAH!!!! And then I went on midnight Wendy’s and Taco Bells runs with mah boi Captain WaffleFries and we raged on several people from our past… You know what the difference between Go Diego Go and Kony is? Kony’s got child soldiers right? Well… THIS FUCKER’S GOT A WHOLE GODDAMN JUNGLE!!! HE’S KONY’S GODCHILD TOO! I CALL SHENANIGANS! “Objection!” OVERRULED FUCKNUT I’ll be running this boat of sheer brilliance and chocolate covered bacon. Now I’m hungry again .__. Also, I might be making a new Tumblr account for my character BeetleBastard… or I might give into the evil of TwitterShitter :/ WHO KNOWS! IMMA KEEP THINGS THIS WAY MAYBE! I GOT 6 FOLLOWERS! I feel loved :’D Take that Google Plus! You orange flavored motherfucker! Well I’ll see you next post… probably another 5 months I guess you stupid beautiful duckies! PEACE! <3

One more thing. Subscribe to Bigbadbeetlebastards and Weapwngaming on youtube. You won’t be disappoint :)

GUUURRRRLLL

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:55:40 -0500

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rated-e-for-emily: le hugs

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:25:23 -0500

rated-e-for-emily:

*le hugs*

Stupid People

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:07:00 -0500

I love them lol! You know why!? BECAUSE I CAN MAKE MONEY OFF THEM!!! Money for what you say!? FUCKING POWER RANGER ACTION FIGURES AND BIONICLES YO! Speaking of which, I like the new Power Rangers that are out! The zords look cool but I’ve liked this season before it got adopted here in THE USA! It was called Samurai Sentai Shinkenger in Japan and it was awesome and the red ranger… IS NOT A MOTHA FUCKA YOU WANNA FUCK WITH!!! He got a HUGE ass sword and 4 zords! A lion, a tiger, a dinosaur that can be used as a sword…. yet they call the dinosaur a shark here -__- DINO SHARK! Oh and a massive Bull zord with missiles! But that’ll be coming to a toy shelf near you in 2012!And then you combine everything to the Bull and get A CLUSTERFUCK OF AWESOME AND SCARY!!! They did this last season of Power Rangers RPM… 12 fucking anthropomorphic vehicles combined! I have 6 of the 12 RPM zords. I REALLY want the the SH Figuart Samurai Ranger they released to all Toys R Us’s in America… People… BUY IT! PLEASE! We need to get some Kamen Rider at cheaper price up in this bitch so they won’t be expensive online!!! Meantime in my mind…. I’M SINGLE!!! And my ex is too! So sad for her! And sad for me too…. *austin powers theme* OOOH BEHAVE ;D Aaahh seriously though I’m bummed out about it…however! I got experience now! So I can find a better girlfriend a better, one who will never lie to me and doesn’t think like poo, so my break is brought to you by the letter F and the letter U xD Sorry I had to write that to cheer me up :P IMMA MAKE MAH FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO TOMORROW!!!! GET READY TO JACK OFF FOLKS!!! OOOOOH YYYEEAAAHH!!!!! *sex with random anime chick* I’m still not satisfied… I need chinese food! >.< BUFFET TIME BITCHES!!! SEE YA!!!

Game Stop Service Requirement

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 21:17:06 -0500

Well to improve the atmosphere they could start hiring hookers. My next brilliant idea is also to supply condoms because most hookers smoke and you know the saying “if they smoke they poke”!! You should also start to have a legs and eggs monday and open up around 6am because my morning wood needs to be relieved of it’s load. ALSO MAKE SURE YOU TEST THESE BITCHES, I DON’T WANT MOLD ON MY GOLDEN COCK. I DON’T SUN TAN NAKED FOR NOTHING YOU SILLY WILLIES.

Latest Super Sentai Mech in Japan

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 15:48:48 -0500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZU4RiYaLXY&feature=feedu

Weeellllll It’s been a while hasn’t it? I’m going to just leave you guess with weird Power Ranger awesomeness… I don’t even…. This is by far a weird combination form…. O__o I’ll be back tomorrow again for more randomness mwuahahahaha!!!

I'm Insane

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:28:47 -0400

In another life, my wife and I gave birth to a dragon and Batman Beyond… True story bro. In another past life, I was Beetlejuice but better looking and I had a happy relationship with Lydia Deetz… As apposed to this life, I’ve not seen my girl since the beginning of September lololol. What is the significance of this whole thing? NOTHING! I’m afraid I’ve gone mad… bonkers… insane… outrageous… But hey, the best people are ;)… If only I had that thing were my name was said 3 times by anyone and I’d appear to them… Make life a HELL of a lot easier and save $$$$ on gas and prostitutes (don’t ask, I’ll tell you when you’re older. Now for something completely different. Some call me cheap, some call me a free loadah, but I bought them cups for that old school soda! I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, yo I bought some hummus for these mini toasts!!! Huuuuuummmmmuuusss!!! Cooofffeee! Ham boning!!! Mustache cash stash… Throw the third switch! Throw it I say! THROW IT! MY NAME… IS…. CHRISTOPHER FUCKING WALKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEEELLLLLYYYY DOOOOOOONNNNNUUUUUUUTTTTSSS!!!!!

drawnblog: (via MONSTER BRAINS: Hedorah and Godzilla -...

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 13:46:39 -0400

drawnblog:

(via MONSTER BRAINS: Hedorah and Godzilla - Anatomical Paintings)

This is truly informative and cool not gonna lie O.o

Get Your Captain Faces On! MY NAME IS SORA MOTHAH FUCKAH!!!!!

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 13:44:46 -0400

Bonjour….Soooooooooo sosososososososoooooo My ass hurts from thrusting it around so much by dancing and trying to get where I wanna go! The only place it can’t take me is to Twilight Town to see my girlfriend and a majority of my friends. I need the power of more than one bum! I need another bum to help me get around. I live in Land of Departure’s Temple complex/motel and he lives in New Traverse Town (I lie It;s now radiant garden :P); 15 minute drive in between but what’s balls is that parents are like Honey Badger… THEY DON’T GIVE A SHIT! I’m going to be completely honest… I am dead sexy and I’m in lesbians with my girlfriend and my awesome hamburger that I just made. THANK YOU GOD FOR INVENTING MCCORMACK SEASONINGS YO!!!! I’m mad I missed the Quidditch World cup at my college but Thursday a bunch of bodacious acrobatic babes are gonna be thrusting their bodies around and I wanna crash the party dressed as Christopher Walken only to ruin them and steal their show and get lots of money to buy me some new pants. I need new pants because I took a viagra and the damn thing made my dick break out through my pants! You know how much porn I had to watch to get this thing back to it’s loosey goosey self? The winner was a shit load of hentai I found on Newgrounds and some sites that I found via Google images. I ruined my underwear from jackin off so much so it’s time to go commando until 5:30 tonight when I can go to the market place in Agrabah and buy me new underwear. I used to live on the Destiny Islands but that shit was too friendly. So now I’m learning to be a Keyblade master and I used Firaga to make my delicious hamburger. I live here alone kinda, some old nigga and a Power Ranger that looks like me without his helmet destroyed this place. I got dropped here by a man who’s name backwords is Disney and a mouse who happens to be king of the world (?) Fucking Nazis man! The only other visitor that comes here is my friend who lives in Radiant Garden and he’s training their with some old fuck in a blue night gown, a douche bag with brown hair and a leather jacket wielding a gun that’s also a sword… I call hacks. And there’s also an emo blonde dude who hates this emo silver haired dude and they both are wielding 20 ft long swords… again… I CALL HACKS! :nomegusta: The other person who comes here, wears a black leather hooded trench coat and nigga’s got blue lightsabers like a boss… I get my ass handed to me everytime, but I respect him and honor him and at least his name ain’t mansex and he isn’t trying to rape my glorious head of hair. Sometimes this hottie with jagged blue hair comes around talking to a set of goldish and orange armor and she’s handed my ass to me on a platinum platter like a boss… I let her though, she too hot to hit (bowchickawowow). She’s like a combo of Kate Beckinsale and Olivia Wilde x3 Her voice could use some work though :P I can’t wait til I get my licence, I’m gonna get a gummie ship or turn my keyblade into a motor cycle like that other dude Terra who ALSO handed beat my ass into oblivion… BUT THE TABLES TURNED AROUND AND I KICKED HIS ASS!! I digress, I gotta get my licence so I can be a public nuisance like a boss. At least the Heartless aint around no more… I do miss kickin’ their asses though. Riku! Pick me up son! Kairi!… I love and miss you babe :’( </3 Everyone else… movie night soon! Bring me as many movies involving Walken please lmao! THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!!!

More Random Ramblings to Rape Innocent Ears

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:31:30 -0400

Why must we live in a yellow submarine!? Why not one that is blue with red highlights, black stripes and triangular white eyes!? Oh wait… THEN IT WOULD BE SPIDER-MAN’S PEEEEEENIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!! But wait there’s more! Fascinating stories about what I may or may not be wearing could be told to you if you call this 1-800 number! GET YOU’RE OLD BROTHER’S PERMISSION SON! I DON’T CARE HOW OLD HE IS! Oh you have a sister….. TOO BAD! I’ll give you $2000 in monopoly money if you let me fuck her though! Provided she is bodacious babe with huge… TRACKS OF LAND!!! You know how most men get lonely right? Some times they need to beat a bitch to wear them like scarves and go trotting into a Russian mafia bar and yell HERE’S SOME PUSSY FOR YOU TO SHARE! Mind you she is a complete stranger, so your conscience won’t bug you at all because she probably was a banana girl before you knocked her out at a local K-Mart or S-Mart. It gets boring sometimes to be this handsome and have hands that turn clay into bigger pieces of clay and then turn that into a meal from Burger King with the same bland taste in reality…. Perfect for your father’s birthday present that’s coming up in 3 years! I would say 7 be he’ll have divorced your pregnant grandma before the fourth trimester of the year of the Snake in the Asian Zodiac of awesome and MEAT. How much ass can fit into a light bulb socket!? The answer…. 98765789796546768676547576tguyjih7u76fvukybg67yj with a side of french fries and a man named Abraheem with a fancy shmancy beard that looks like Chuck Noris’s golden locks from his pubic hair! WHICH WAS PERMED!!!!!!! UUUCHUUUU KITAAAAAA!!!!! *flies of into space*

Ramblings Of A Lonely Jon Freeman/Burger King

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 21:18:21 -0400

I AM A SCIENTIST NOT A PHILOSOPHER! YOU LOOSE GOOD DAY SIR!!! And then I shout from top of lung EVERLASTING FLAVOR!!!!! What’s that? You saved a bunch on car insurance WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!?!?!??? Join now and get a free asparagus! If only my nuts could slap a niqqa in da face I’d be a happy penguin swimming in around in Morgan Freeman’s pool and sexing up a flag post and then take Kate Beckinsale out for dinner and play poker with Jack Nicholson. IN COMES CHRISTOPHER WALKEN! WITH DOUGHNUTS! AND ONE OF THEM IS FILLED WITH JELLYYY!!!!!!!!! FWUCK YEAH BITCH! And then I jump out window and drive off with Olivia Wilde and have awesomeness night with her and make babies that look like Nappa and Vegeta… OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!! You know what bothers me? The economy! $25 DOLLARS FOR ONE CIGARETTE IS TOO MUCH!!! Why in the world are Carmen Sandiago!? CAN I GET A HOT TUB YO!? All hail my everlasting gobstopper! It wasn’t Stewie that was laughing at me… it GORDON FREEMAN!!!!!!! *dies*

A beginning

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:03:51 -0400

Here is where I stand at the crossroads of both desire of people and the desire of nothing. Nothing itself can have a desire… and it’s desire… was… for me to make this account… WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!! Honey Badger don’t give a shit about you people :P But I am going to annoy as many people as possible. Don’t you just love how serious and emo I was just now? And then I was like BLAH! Anyways… Hi.

Have you seen... my Triceratops?... It' fantastic!

winterfaelyn: theintelligenceintheparty: thankful-for-our-littl...

winterfaelyn: theintelligenceintheparty: thankful-for-our-littl...

Just A Little Something

You rent a room in your brother's attic and dress like a badass but really aren't? You remind me of a young John Stamos. - willy wonka | Meme Generator

Oh Hai There... Stop Looking At Me... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *jumps out the window*

GUUURRRRLLL

rated-e-for-emily: *le hugs*

Stupid People

Game Stop Service Requirement

Latest Super Sentai Mech in Japan

I'm Insane

drawnblog: (via MONSTER BRAINS: Hedorah and Godzilla -...

Get Your Captain Faces On! MY NAME IS SORA MOTHAH FUCKAH!!!!!

More Random Ramblings to Rape Innocent Ears

Ramblings Of A Lonely Jon Freeman/Burger King

A beginning

Oh Hai There... Stop Looking At Me... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH jumps out the window

rated-e-for-emily: le hugs